mygad

Sa tingaltagal ko sa UP ngaun ko lang pinagtuunan ng pansin ang http://peyups.com. And take note di man lang ako naging member. I tried just two days ago and they're down because of abuse. hay. anyway, for the past five hours i am wasting my time doing nothing online. nagpapahinga ako kasi ang bwaka ng ina kong thesis pinagod ang utak, kamay at beauty ko. while i was browsing through forum threads in peyups i came across "quotable quotes" from professors. prior to thinking what i could share i was laughing real hard among what others mentioned. it made my useless time worthwhile. bwahahahahahaha

1) "Class, next week na lang ung result sa
exam nyo. I am having a hard time
checking it. I will seek first the
divine guidance on what to do about it.
Class dont worry about your grade. Let
me worry about it." Sir de jesus,envi sci 1

2) (valentines day)

"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP?
Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?
Siguro wala kayong date ngayong
valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!!
When i was your age i had a date. Hindi
ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR
euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di
kayo masaya..."

(sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa
sahig)

"I won't record this. Go find a date."

(sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.

3) Ma'am: Many people believe that we,
psychology graduates can read minds...
(silence) Actually, we can.

Class: Weh.. Sample..

Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm
bluffin -Ma'am Chei Billedo, Psych

4) "I don't give surprise long exams. all
exams are announced. Halimbawa,
Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!" -Ma'am Chei (again)

Aika: hahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

5) "The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala
kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may
kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG
KA
LANG!!! -Dr. Recio

Aika: hahahahahhahahaha i like

6) "Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket?
aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako
yayaman dun." -Sir Atoy Navarro, histo I

7) (commenting on a thesis of a senior
student)

'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!!
Mamamatay ka!!' - Dr. llanes, UPM.

8) "Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube.
Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak
ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo
habang gumagawa." -Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10

9) "Last sem was the first time that I
gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"

Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first
day of class

10) "atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami ng Nanay ko, eh kung magalit sa kin yun. "

--Socio 11 Prof

11) "Kahit magpakamatay ka pa di mo masasagot yang problem set na yan dahil pang-157 (phy chem II) yan!" - ibid

12) lahat tayo celebrity."

-mam gaying, MP10 class

13) ma'am *toot*: ano nga ba yung mga org na vinisit niyo? world vision, paws, KAgawad kalinga.
Aika: hahahahhahahahahha

14) alternately encouraging and disheartening ang drama nitong prof na'to.

Ito naman from our Prof. Ancient:
"Mga engineers? Nako. Bihira pumapasa sa BAR."

"UP ka nag-undergrad? Bright ka ba?"

"Sa mga taga-UP lang ako bilib eh. Pagpasok nila sa lawschool, hindi sila disoriented. Bilib ako sa study habits na meron yang mga batang yan. Some of them look like they eat kamote thrice a day, pero ang utak, di ututin!" (ewan ko kung matutuwa ako dito o hindi)

15) Aika: shet tawa ako ng tawa dito

"Listens!" -napagsama ni Prof B. ang silence at listen!

16) terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng class..): ok class.. see you next sem!

17) Classmate: Ma'am, pwede po bang next week na kami mag report?
Ma'am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week.

18) "im gay. so gay i could show you my penis because it is but an accessory to my body" -jean navera, spcm1

19)
FIRST DAY OF CLASSES: "Kung may boyfriend o girlfriend kayo na hindi taga-UP, hiwalayan niyo na agad. Walang pupuntahan yan. Hindi kayo magkaka-intindihan. Tapos yung mga anak niyo, magiging bobo. Gusto niyo ba yun?"

ANOTHER PROF: "Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng boyfriend dito sa UP. Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito. Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of the child's intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag kayo kukuha ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo anak niyo."

"Class, Chinatown is not in China. And Ateneo de Manila University is not... a university."

STUDENT: Sir, pwede po magpa-sit in yung friends ko?
PROF: From what school are they?
STUDENT: St. Scho po.
PROF: "Go ahead. So they'll realize what they're missing. St. Scho, St. Scho... eskwelahan na ba yun sa inyo?!"

20) sorry class i'm late. grabe ang traffic sa EDSA, pero di ako dumaan doon! ~ acctg1 prof (dabest)

21) "class, alam nyo, ang mundo, bilog yan eh..."
-- first day of class sa kas 1 kay prof miranda

22) "si galileo, (tawa) hik hik hik hik..ayun si galileo (tawa) hik hik hik"
- dr. vivencio abastillas, nat sci 1
Aika: HAHAHAHAHAHHA

23) prof tiamson ng spanish, sa isang taga-uplb na nag-cross reg sa diliman at hindi makasagot nang tama:

"ayan, puro kasi buko ang kinakain nyo sa los baños."

the same one, nang may nag-sneeze sa class:

"naku! ano ba yang nakabara sa ilong mo? troso?!"

him again, when a student was late:

"hijo san ka ba nangga-galing?"
"quiapo po."
"quiapo lang pala eh. ako nga sa impyerno pa galing."

Aika: hahahahahahahahaha sa impyerno

24) "ano bang natapos mo? italian 8?"

"punyetissima!" (sosyal pati mura italian!)

"look at me i'm 433 years old pero ang lakas lakas ko pa. eh kung walang gulay eh di kakain na lang ako ng damo. kung wala eh di tubig, kung wala mag-ipon na lang ako ng laway."

-Sir Tiamson, Italian 11, this sem